a pilgrim’s trace

i’ve always thought of it as a detour that could just spice up my life, until i learned (painfully learned) how to embrace it as a necessary part of me. escaping from the detour had always been an option (and is still an option), but the One who gave it to me would always seem to find a way to make me stay. yes, He does it in a manner that I am the one who chooses to stay, with the thought that there’s no other option but to stay.

definitely then this is not a detour. it already went deep, incomparably deep and strong — perhaps far beyond what time can give.

Lord, give me the mind to understand, give me the heart to be stronger.  am trying my best, and am sure everything will be fair in Your hands.

please, am really trying my best.

i’ve always thought of it as a detour that could just spice up my life, until i learned (painfully learned) how to embrace it as a necessary part of me. escaping from the detour had always been an option (and is still an option), but the One who gave it to me would always seem to find a way to make me stay. yes, He does it in a manner that I am the one who chooses to stay, with the thought that there’s no other option but to stay.

definitely then this is not a detour. it already went deep, incomparably deep and strong — perhaps far beyond what time can give.

Lord, give me the mind to understand, give me the heart to be stronger.  am trying my best, and am sure everything will be fair in Your hands.

please, am really trying my best.

yea right, i do try to make sense whenever i write.  this is still serious though.  erhhhm, serious comedy. 

sent by kuya ron, and will definitely make bossing prouder.  hehehe, am learning much from his bulagaan academy.  (cheers!)

> Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.
> Baby: sure mom
> Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what’s
your  answer?
> Baby: thank you po!!!
>
>
> BF: may malaki ako problema.
> GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang problema natin dahil nagmamahalan
tayo.
> ngayon ano problema natin?
> BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama
>
>
> "There what it takes to be. Then we shall so be it because it is. To
do or not to is in the what, now or what else. Without which there never to
you!"
> - words of wisdom from Senator Lito Lapid.
>
>
> Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
> Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
> Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
> Pare2: pare ako nanalo!
>
>
> Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
> Father: ano kasalanan mo?
> Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
> Father: bakit?
> Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
> Father: dati…pero ngayon trip trip na lang
>
>
> Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
> Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
> Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
> Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
> Patient: oo doc! Ok na!…. Pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang
bungo!
>
>
> Passenger taps taxi driver’s shoulder…
> WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! screamed the driver…
> Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?
> Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi
ako driver ng funenaria
>
>
> 1 panget na babae, hinoholdap
> Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
> Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
> Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
> Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang…
>
>
> 1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso
> Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
> Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!
> Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!
>
>
> In a pet shop…
> Customer talking to a parrot…
> Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?can you talk?! bobo!!!
> Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? can you fly? GAGO!!!
>
>
> Priest: ang mga bakla’y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit
> Mga bakla: carry lang po father…dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag
slide-slide!!!
>
>
> Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
> Pare: approachable?
> Bobo: mali
> Pare: amiable?
> Bobo: mali pa rin
> Pare: o sige siret na!
> Bobo: ANEST wehehe!!!
>
>
> Girl: doc, pacheck-up po
> Doc: sige hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka
> Girl: hindi po ako, itong lola ko po
> Doc: sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim
>
>
> Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na…ano ang
balak mo itanim sa sakahan mo anak?
> Anak: flowers papa!!! madaming madaming flowers! pretty diba?!
>
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